The Power of Two's

TWO THINGS...

Body: Two Names You Go By

Sel and Shorty

Two Parts of Your Heritage

Filipino & Spanish

Two Things That Scare You

Life & Death

Two Everyday Essentials

clothes & consciousness

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now

clothes & Makeup

Two of Your Favourite Bands or Musical Artists

Greenday & Linkin Park

Two Things You Want in a Relationship

Freedom & Truth (Props to Jon)

Two Truths

Change is the only constant in life.

All bodies with mass exert gravity. (Props to Jon)

Two things You Hate

having to put up with peoples' stupid shit

Close minded People

Two things that appeal to you in the opposite sex

personality & looks

Two of Your Favourite Hobbies

Working out & Shopping

Two Things You Want Really Badly

for the world to wake up and stop being stupid

and progress to have a perfect mind/body/soul

Two Places You want to go on Vacation

Philippines & Guam to visit family

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die

Make sure my kids will be taken care of and happy.

Two Ways that you are stereotypically a Chick/Guy

Stereotypes? and Stereotypes?

Two Things You Normally Wouldn't Admithaha & haha

Talk about Psycho Bitch

Okay, So this morning I was listening to the Radio like I always do when I get ready for the day. Today's topic was about this woman named Susan something or other. I can't remember the last name, but anyways she is being charged for assault for what she did to her boyfriend at the time while he was asleep.

I guess she found out that he was cheating on her and she wanted to teach him a lesson.

I can't believe this guy slept through the whole thing!!!

While he was asleep she decided to shave his head bald to pour red and blue nail polish on his head. Then she undressed him to where he was fully naked and then super glued his butt cheaks together. Wait!!! And to top it off she super glued his testicles and his penis together and dragged his ass outside and left him there!!!
When he finally woke up in the morning, probably in pain. He had to hop outside fully naked and super glued and all to a payphone and dial 911.

Can you believe that???!!! He must of really pissed her off to do that. I couldn't stop laughing. I know it's not "that" funny, but come on...Seriously how can you not laugh at that. I feel bad for the guy, but I don't know what to say about what she did??? Hmmmm....is all I have and Wow!

So if you guys run into a woman named Susan...Watch Out!!! Don't piss her off.