Talk about Psycho Bitch

Okay, So this morning I was listening to the Radio like I always do when I get ready for the day. Today's topic was about this woman named Susan something or other. I can't remember the last name, but anyways she is being charged for assault for what she did to her boyfriend at the time while he was asleep.

I guess she found out that he was cheating on her and she wanted to teach him a lesson.

I can't believe this guy slept through the whole thing!!!

While he was asleep she decided to shave his head bald to pour red and blue nail polish on his head. Then she undressed him to where he was fully naked and then super glued his butt cheaks together. Wait!!! And to top it off she super glued his testicles and his penis together and dragged his ass outside and left him there!!!
When he finally woke up in the morning, probably in pain. He had to hop outside fully naked and super glued and all to a payphone and dial 911.

Can you believe that???!!! He must of really pissed her off to do that. I couldn't stop laughing. I know it's not "that" funny, but come on...Seriously how can you not laugh at that. I feel bad for the guy, but I don't know what to say about what she did??? Hmmmm....is all I have and Wow!

So if you guys run into a woman named Susan...Watch Out!!! Don't piss her off.